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Keep The Little Human Alive - Dad Tee
Keep The Little Human Alive - Dad Tee
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Men’s “Duties: Keep the Little Human Alive” Tee
Fatherhood isn’t always glamorous, but it sure comes with the most important mission of all: keeping the tiny human alive! The Men’s “Duties: Keep the Little Human Alive #DadLife” Tee is the perfect uniform for dads tackling late-night feedings, diaper blowouts, and toddler negotiations with military-grade precision.
Featuring a bold stencil-style print on a sleek black tee, this shirt is both funny and painfully accurate—because every dad knows survival mode is real.
100% dad-approved comfort – soft, breathable cotton for everyday chaos
Crisp white stencil lettering – because fatherhood is basically a tactical mission
#DadLife badge of honor – wear it proudly at playgrounds, cookouts, and grocery store trips
Durable + easy care – built tough, just like Dad (and machine washable for spit-up emergencies)
Whether he’s a new dad figuring it out or a seasoned pro still winging it, this tee makes the perfect Father’s Day gift, baby shower laugh, or everyday reminder that Dad’s job description is as simple as it is heroic.
MATCHING DAUGHTER SHIRT
Product: Next Level Apparel 3600 Men's Cotton Crew
4.3 oz.
100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
Heather Gray 90 Cotton/10 Poly
32 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Hemmed sleeves
1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Tear-away label
Select colors up to 4xl
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