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Keep The Little Human Alive - Dad Tee

Keep The Little Human Alive - Dad Tee

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Men’s “Duties: Keep the Little Human Alive” Tee

Fatherhood isn’t always glamorous, but it sure comes with the most important mission of all: keeping the tiny human alive! The Men’s “Duties: Keep the Little Human Alive #DadLife” Tee is the perfect uniform for dads tackling late-night feedings, diaper blowouts, and toddler negotiations with military-grade precision.

Featuring a bold stencil-style print on a sleek black tee, this shirt is both funny and painfully accurate—because every dad knows survival mode is real.

  • 100% dad-approved comfort – soft, breathable cotton for everyday chaos

  • Crisp white stencil lettering – because fatherhood is basically a tactical mission

  • #DadLife badge of honor – wear it proudly at playgrounds, cookouts, and grocery store trips

  • Durable + easy care – built tough, just like Dad (and machine washable for spit-up emergencies)

Whether he’s a new dad figuring it out or a seasoned pro still winging it, this tee makes the perfect Father’s Day gift, baby shower laugh, or everyday reminder that Dad’s job description is as simple as it is heroic.

MATCHING DAUGHTER SHIRT

Product: Next Level Apparel 3600 Men's Cotton Crew

  • 4.3 oz.

  • 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey

  • Heather Gray 90 Cotton/10 Poly

  • 32 singles

  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Hemmed sleeves

  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

  • Tear-away label

  • Select colors up to 4xl

  • Sideseamed

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